This morning my fiancée was snooping through my tablet computer and noticed that this blog had been mentioned in a tweet:

Since I am gainfully employed in the northeast corner of 94107 and am unable to take the long bridge back to Dogpatch for lunch, she took the news van* and headed to 18th and 3rd to file a report via satellite**:

sweet potato tots!
& fried chicken [sandwich]
[redacted] had goat tacos & bacon dog
all good

typos corrected and names changed to protect the innocent –ed.

This truly is the future. Technology has become indistinguishable from magic.

* she walked across the street from her workplace
** she sent me IMs and a photo from her phone