Oakland Basketball Team Buys Cursed Landfill

The internets are abuzz with the news that the Golden State Warriors have purchased 12 acres and plan to build a 120 foot tall monstrosity. After Salesforce’s failure to thrive, hopefully this new venture will take an old dump and turn it into something fun for everyone.

Artist's Rendering of Arena
Artist’s Conception

SF Gate says:

The new site off of Third Street does not, however, have the iconic feel and stunning views of the Bay Bridge. Instead, the view is of a dry dock, an industrial pier and rusting old pilings that dot the water.

I’m pretty sure that the view is of wooden pilings, which are highly unlikely to be rusting, but…


Enjoy your vacant lot!


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