Bold Italic’s Guide to Not Moving to Dogpatch

Drew Hoolhurst says:

The Dogpatch has potential (and The Ramp is here), but you’re new to the city, so no. It’s far away, buddy. I’m just trying to help.

Dogpatch and Hunters Point

He has a pretty good point about Dogpatch*, but lumping Dogpatch together with Hunter’s Point is a little… weird. What about Mission Bay**? Bayview? Vistacion Valley? Also, “it’s called Hunters Point… Think about that.” So… what… watch out for those tree blinds in Hunters Point? You might get served tasty venison by various hunters? Wear orange so you don’t get mistaken for a deer?

Don't Call Frisco

Don’t call Frisco what?

* Your friends will never visit you here in the Inside Lands
** Landfill-landia.

This was written by Jesse Mullan. Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2012, at 6:00 pm. Filed under Dogpatch. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

One Comment

  1. Rusty wrote:

    Funny, when I first moved to SF in 1994, I wouldn’t have stayed more than a couple months except that I discovered Dogpatch. I live in Bernal now and work in the Mission, and to me the only parts of SF that matter are Soma, Potrero, Dogpatch, Mission, Bernal and the bayview industrial area :-)

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