According to a confidential Howler source*, the recent fire at the old Potrero Police Station was started by a burning mattress. The cause of the mattress fire is yet unknown, but no one had recently gotten into the station. The source also related that someone from the neighborhood has been haranguing the City about the decrepit building, which the source described as “vacant, but not abandoned.”
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Previously:
Fire in the Old Potrero Police Station
Police Station Fire Does $200,000 in Damage
City Cites City
Appealing Post Expanded Delightfully
* taking faux-journalism to all new heights