Advertising Pays Rent, Is Lucrative For Operating Our Local Site

Thanks for a year and a half-ish of Howling! Thanks to your loyal readership, we’ve been able to enter into a new advertising contract with a local marketing company. We’re excited for the pivot and for the new offices that we will be renting! Yes, this deal will be lucrative enough for me to switch to full-time reportage — just like if I had gotten a “journalism degree.” Anyway, you can expect the exact same intensity of snarkiness and occasional research, just more often, and with a little more positivity towards the Subway Sandwich franchise opening in Potrero Launch.

Really, though, it was ads or a paywall, so you get in-article ads like this:

1942 Relax with Rainier for good cheer

I cannot thank you enough for reading and spending the time to decipher the jokes in my silly headlines.

This was written by Jesse Mullan. Posted on Monday, April 1, 2013, at 8:00 am. Filed under Dogpatch. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

6 Comments

  1. Brady wrote:

    HA!

    Monday, April 1, 2013 at 10:03 am | Permalink
  2. roymeo wrote:

    BOO!

    Monday, April 1, 2013 at 5:26 pm | Permalink
  3. Jesse Mullan wrote:

    So far, responses have been mixed.

    Monday, April 1, 2013 at 5:27 pm | Permalink
  4. Potrero Lunch wrote:

    So the Subway franchise opening in Pot Launch is a joke right? It must be. These are luxury apartments.

    Monday, April 1, 2013 at 8:16 pm | Permalink
  5. Jason wrote:

    It’s all fun and games until someone orders a $5 footlong.

    Monday, April 1, 2013 at 8:19 pm | Permalink
  6. Edith wrote:

    Ha! Love it! Keep te snark and silly coming!

    Wednesday, April 3, 2013 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

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