Thanks for a year and a half-ish of Howling! Thanks to your loyal readership, we’ve been able to enter into a new advertising contract with a local marketing company. We’re excited for the pivot and for the new offices that we will be renting! Yes, this deal will be lucrative enough for me to switch to full-time reportage — just like if I had gotten a “journalism degree.” Anyway, you can expect the exact same intensity of snarkiness and occasional research, just more often, and with a little more positivity towards the Subway Sandwich franchise opening in Potrero Launch.
Really, though, it was ads or a paywall, so you get in-article ads like this:
I cannot thank you enough for reading and spending the time to decipher the jokes in my silly headlines.