Maps of Dogpatch

What boundaries do you mentally set for Dogpatch? Mine stretch from Mariposa to Islais Creek, and the other side of Pennsylvania to the bay, plus “Upper Dogpatch,” often incorrectly referred to as “Potrero Hill,” the boundaries of which are less important, since they will be expanding shortly to annex a nearby hill*.

Click here to interact with this map:

A Legend for the map

Please feel free to send me boundaries and a link to attribution.

* we have a deepwater port, and it’s only a matter of time before we get our own aircraft carrier.

Pun-tification

When I started this blog only a few months ago, it seemed like there was a Dogpatch-shaped hole in the internet. Seemingly the next day I discovered that D10 Watch already provided an all-seeing eye on Dogpatch. Not even six months later, we’re covered by:

Dog Patch Art
Dog∙Patch∙Work
In Dogpatch

Apparently, that’s not good enough, because over on tumblr, Madey Gaga poses the ultimate question:

How is it that no one has yet to start a hyper-local blog for the Dogpatch called: D Patch Chopra

I looked it up, and D Patch Chopra was the author of: “Perfect Loft: The Complete Live/Work Guide.” That’s all I’ve got. Arooo?

Thesis Found Lacking

A week or so ago I posted a link to a thesis that someone had written about gentrification in Dogpatch*. I’m a busy guy (and the only person writing this blog), so I posted it with little commentary.

From Lodging in Public:

Via the Dogpatch Howler, here’s a San Francisco State geography thesis on gentrification in Dogpatch that doesn’t mention the role of police harassment against poor people in changing the atmosphere of the place. This strikes me as a substantial omission.

This is a substantial omission from a public discourse about how a neighborhood changes. I’d say that it even deserves a second thesis of its own. I would read, excerpt, and link to such a thing. Really, I’d do the same for anything that talks about the neighborhood, whether praising it or damning it.

Also from Lodging in Public:

Look, for your sake a whole population of people living in cars and RVs and trucks and tents was kicked out of one of the last San Francisco places where you could still feel a little breath of continuity with the Gold Rush.

It is the rare individual who can sound wistful about days of homeless camps, but this is still a very good point. As this neighborhood changed, and as it continues to change, persons who had called it home have been and will be forced out. I know people who are getting priced out, but Bridegam is reminding us that the counts on the census forms are more than just numbers, they are human beings — and not every one of those human beings makes it to the census.

I’m a little stymied as to how to feel. I have to work someplace and I have to live someplace. This is the best place I have ever lived, but living here makes me part of changes with repercussions. I’ve met neighbors who are getting priced out, and the whole thing leaves me feeling defeated. What good is my modest success if my neighbor cannot have it as well?

I’ve been trying to dig up more information on the neighborhood after 1912 and before 1990, with a special emphasis on the post-war period, but it’s slow going. I guess that I will have to add in research into Dogpatch homeless to my stack of topics, which is a fairly nebulous topic. Please keep sending me links, and I’ll keep posting things.

Hopefully I can get back to my normal snarky and silly posts, too.

There’s No “The” There

When I took my one and only linguistics class, I learned about prescriptive grammar rules versus descriptive grammar rules, and 30 years of semantic arguments were instantly invalidated for me: the rules of language are arbitrary and inconstant. Language is how we use it, and every person who speaks creates subtle differences. I still love language, but my desire for semantic arguments has gone from full-sphincter-clench to as-long-as-we-understand-each-other-relaxation.

From a local blog Lodging in Public:

The authors of “The Dogpatch Howler” seem to think their neighborhood is called “the Dogpatch”. No, folks, it’s called “Dogpatch”. Just “Dogpatch”. As in Li’l Abner’s Dogpatch. Is that so hard to figure out?

Apparently it is! Giving myself a pass for places where “Dogpatch” is an adjective (“the Dogpatch neighborhood”), I’ve used a “the” in two post titles and used a “the” in about seven articles.

Is it wrong? Should I be chagrined? If I say just “Dogpatch,” do you think “the neighborhood” or “the saloon?” The town in the comic did not need a “the,” since it was the town’s proper name. “7×7 Loves San Francisco” sounds right — it’s a place and this is its name. “7×7 Loves the San Francisco” sounds very wrong. The San Francisco what? Why include the definite article? Is San Francisco not a thing, but an idea?

“7×7 Loves the Dogpatch” or “7×7 Loves Dogpatch” — does that headline need “the” as a bit of lubricant to be readable? Does it not? Which sounds right? Is this just like people from Los Angeles referring to 280 as “the 280?”

In any case, the new Dogpatch Howler style guide will mandate the exclusion of “the” unless it sounds really weird or is being used as an adjective. I might go back and fix the text of posts, but I’ll leave the titles so as not to cover up my shameful past.

Lot Blighted

The city saw fit to issue a “Notice Of Violation Blighted Vacant Lot” for our favorite local graffiti canvas. This is not without reason, as it was filled with garbage for most of the last year, and now is full of nothing but graffiti. What would you like to see in that spot? My vote is an entrance to a subway leading to the Mission so I can more easily vary my daily burrito intake.
Vacant Lot Blighted

However, as long as we’re talking about blighted properties that should be rehabilitated, let’s talk city property. The old police station and emergency room are wallowing in bird excretions — a state unbecoming such beautiful historical buildings. What is your vote for a new lease on their lives? Mine is for them to be turned into free office space for local bloggers*.
Blight?

* Just kidding — unless you’re into that.

Newspaper Examines Gilberth’s

Patricia Unterman recently reviewed Gilberth’s Rotisserie for the Examiner:

A newcomer to Dogpatch, Gilberth’s quietly started serving a unique menu of pan-Latin American fusion last month. Without a sign, beer and wine, or news releases, its opening has been so soft, hardly anyone* noticed. But once you eat there, you won’t forget it.

What am I, chopped liver? (I’d be in good company: the chicken livers are delicious)

But neither a website nor a formal announcement that Gilberth’s has actually opened seem imminent.

How did she know that I have to finish making a website for the Goat before I can make a website for Gilberth? Oh, day job, how you vie me with your enjoyable exhaustion…

* emphasis mine

Cops Stop Popup Meth Shop

Having an impromptu parade is okay, but dealing meth and heroin is strictly a no-no:

Narcotics, Warrant Arrest:
On March 16th at 4:23 pm, officers patrolling in the area of 22nd and Tennessee spotted a subject walking in the area that they recognized. They knew that the subject had a felony warrant for his arrest for a probation violation. The suspect initially refused to comply with the officers’ orders to stop and continued walking until one of the officers ran ahead of him and cut him off, placing him under arrest. During his search, officers discovered nearly 9 grams of methamphetamine, 1.2 grams of heroin, and some marijuana inside the suspect’s jacket pocket. Due to the amount of methamphetamine found, coupled with the absence of any ingestion devices, it was believed that the suspect was selling the narcotic. He was booked on the methamphetamine for sale, heroin possession, and his no bail parole violation warrant at Bayview Station. (SFPD Case No. 120216254)

Stick to salted caramel chocolates, folks.

Life Found In Other Neighborhoods

Simon Thorpe says:

The Portola (pronounced PORE-toe-luh) is one of San Francisco’s lesser known neighborhoods. It’s situated between Excelsior/McLaren Park and Bayview. Relatively few San Franciscans know about it, let alone visit it. The adventurous who do are rewarded with a cool variety of eateries, markets and bakeries. Established in 1869, it was rural and sparsely populated until just after the 1906 earthquake, when a place away from the tall buildings probably didn’t look so bad. In the 1920s it became known as the garden district when it became home to as many as 19 nurseries. This was because of the uncharacteristically sunny weather for San Francisco which is drawing many new residents to the area today. The modern Portola is a place of change with many local programs creating new parks, upgrading existing ones, new pop-up art galleries and events taking place. Keep an eye out, the Portola is to be one of the new buzzes of San Francisco over the coming years.

That’s what they said about Dogpatch twenty years ago, and look where that got us. 😉

In any case, Simon has launched a new neighborhood site for his neighborhood. Observe:

A Portola Panorama

Skate or Die

It’s my blog, I can post pictures of people skateboarding across the street from my house if I want to.

Dogpatch Gentrified

Sam Breach (of SF City Guides) sent me a little light reading about the neighborhood: An Examination of Gentrification and Urban Change in San Francisco’s Dogpatch by Michael Webster.

The fourth chapter will be the documentation and analysis of the change and gentrification in this neighborhood, documenting three distinct stages of change observable in Dogpatch. Chapter 5 will contain a brief summary and conclusions.

It’s a little dry.