Caltrain’s New Bullet Train

Ofc. E. Teper says:

Shots Fired:
On June 25th at 7:30 pm, officers responded to Pennsylvania and Mariposa on a call of shots fired. They met with several witnesses that saw a suspect on the overpass in the area shooting at a passing Cal Train. After shooting at the train, the suspect was seen placing his gun into a bag and walking away from the scene west on Mariposa to north on Pennsylvania. The officers searched the area for possible victims, finding none. The officers also contacted the San Mateo County Sherriff who located the victim train and found that it sustained no damage as a result of the shooting nor were there any victims aboard. No injuries were reported as a result of this incident. Shell casings were recovered from the scene of the incident. The officers searched the area for the suspect but could not locate him that evening. This incident is under investigation.
(SFPD Case No. 120500756)

Anthony Myint Seeks to Open Restaurant in Food Bank

Anthony Myint, chef at the Mission Bowling Club, is not satisfied with helping to raise $125,000 for the San Francisco Food Bank — he wants to run a portable restaurant inside of the giant building.

In a post on the Mission Street Food blog he says:

For the last two years, Mission Chinese Food has been raising money for the Food Bank: more than $125,000 so far. But we could do even more. I’ve been sketching plans to serve food inside the Food Bank itself, in their warehouse, as a kind of a hybrid between restaurant and fundraiser. The warehouse is pretty exhilarating to behold with immense skylights and massive aisles of produce and 2,000-pound bags of rice being mobilized for distribution across the city. There’s a space in the middle that clears out around 6pm each day and could probably fit a kitchen on wheels and about 20 seats, and though it’s just a swath of concrete in a warehouse, I think it could be home to an extraordinary restaurant.

Helping out is kind of a hassle: in order to cast a vote for them to get a grant you have to have a facebook account and allow the Chase- and Livingsocial-run site access to the account. Then you have to search for “Mission Chinese Food” and click some stuff. You’re smart, I’m sure that you can figure it all out, but then the grant provider then doesn’t give you any pages to read to figure out what you just did and when you can expect to see results.

Myint also says:

Note: this is a Mission Street Food project, and is not related to Mission Chinese Food, but the application process was clunky, not very clear and, as it turns out, uneditable. So please help us get this grant by searching for “Mission Chinese Food,” and encourage your friends to do the same.

Click here to get to the Mission: Small Business site:
https://www.missionsmallbusiness.com/

The Food Bank is a pretty awesome charity, and you should give early and often:

We turn every $1 you donate into $6 worth of food

As a side note, Mission Street Food delivers to Dogpatch for a small fee.

Police Station Fire Does $200,000 in Damage

What happens to a building like this? What is its disposition? I have some dubious credentials and a burning (haha) interest in this story. The first order of business is to see if there’s anything the SFPD still has to share. I contacted their public information office, Mindy Talmadge.

Fire Photo by Courtney, used with permission

She replied:

The only additional information that I have is that the estimated property damage is $200,000. In this case, I’m not sure who is in charge of it. I do know that the Fire Department is responsible for all Fire Department properties, occupied or unoccupied.

The cause is listed as Under Investigation.

$200k? That’s a lot of flaming pigeon feces!

This is probably the newsiest thing I have ever done, so of course I had to dig deeper.

I emailed Captain Chignell of the SFPD:

Hello, do you know which city department is normally in charge of the
old station?

If it is the police department, can you give any indication as to what
the city plans to do with it, if anything?

Captain Chignell erroneously answered:

The Board of Supervisors has declared the property surplus and available to be sold.

The property hasn’t made it to that stage yet. I’ll let my next email explain:

I see that the SFPD has been discussing making the property at 2300 Third (the old police station) surplus, and that a letter was submitted to the Board of Supervisors, but I can’t find anything about this being passed as a resolution. If it was passed, or will be passed, what is the process for making it available for purchase? How does the old police station stand relative to surplus property ordinances that relate to affordable housing? Until it is sold, is it exempt from blighted property rules? If not, is the police department responsible for its upkeep, the DPW (since they store some stuff there), or the City in general?

Thank you for any help that you can provide!

Here are all the official mentions that I could find:

Marta A. Bayol, District General Manager, Real Estate Division, City & County of San Francisco replied:

2300-3rd Street has been declared surplus by the San Francisco Police Commission and the next step is to prepare legislation for the Board of Supervisors to transfer jurisdiction from the Police Department to the Real Estate Division and to obtain approval to submit a Request for Proposal to either lease or sell the property. We expect to have the resolution ready to submit to the Board by Fall 2012. We are obtaining the necessary approvals from City Planning, etc. first. In the meantime, the property is still under the jurisdiction of the San Francisco Police Department.

So, there you have it. Watch for more details this fall — or as I find them.

Fire photo by Courtney, used with permission

Examiner Assays Dogpatch

The Dogpatch, an old industrial enclave, hums with fresh energy and commercial influx

Andrea Koskey says:

Piccino is just one example of the growth happening in the historically industrial are of The City that is east of Potrero Hill and is roughly boarded by Mariposa Street to the north, Cesar Chavez at the south and between Indiana and Illinois streets.

I would suggest that modern Dogpatch boundaries run from Pennsylvania to the bay, and Mariposa to Islais Creek, but otherwise I have no complaints about this article.

Piccino Block Party June 3rd

Piccino Block Party
Sunday, June 3rd 12-6pm
1001 Minnesota St.
San Francisco Ca 94107

The Yellow Building

Hey! Piccino is having a block party tomorrow!

It’s our first anniversary!

One beautiful, intense, rewarding, inspiring year has gone by since we moved to the Yellow Building . . . and all of you made it possible. So come celebrate with us this Sunday as we host a block party on our little cul-de-sac.

We’ll close off Minnesota Street in front of the Yellow Building and make merry . . .

  • Live music from “Trio Piccino” (the NYE band)
  • A fabulous fashion show by MAC
  • DIG will of course be sampling something delightful
  • Extended outdoor seating and umbrellas
  • $2 glasses of prosecco
  • The kitchen will fire up some favorites from last spring
  • An activities area for the kids
  • Outdoor espressi & macchiati
  • Tomatero Farms will be here
  • Some fun giveaways to say thank you
  • Michael Recchiuti will preview his new project just down the block
  • And much more!

Bring the whole family down and join the festivities!

Characternity Show at Treehouse Gallery

Ray SumserThe Characternity and Other Funny Pictures by Ray Sumser
Opening Night: Thursday, June 7th, 2012
Showing Through: June 28th

Treehouse Gallery (facebook)
2604 Third St.
San Francisco, CA 94107

Dig In Mag has an interview with the artist.

The Characternity

The Characternity and other Funny Pictures by Ray Sumser – a month long installation of this Bay Area Native’s iconic work in paint, drawing, print, digital and more. See the mind-boggling 9′ oil painting of 1,500 recognizable pop culture characters, the 12′ Nude Starbucks Interior vista, the final throw down between Super-Man and God, kaleidoscopic psycho-spiritual mind maps and more. Come to events through June including a BYOT T-Shirt making party, Ukulele night, Free Comic Book Day, Collaborative Painting and a Print Release Party. Proudly presented at Treehouse Gallery, Dogpatch SF’s landmark gallery destination.

Raymond J Sumser grew up in Marin, graduated from the Rhode Island School of Design (07′ PAINT/FILM) and was a founding member of the Tannery Arts Center in Santa Cruz. His work has been show around California, and his prints hang in 17 countries. The artist recently completed a successful Kickstarter Campaign to fund his newest creation, the Cartoonuum.

Event Calendar:

6.7 Th 7pm – Grand Opening – first 50 receive door prize!
6.8 F 7pm – Game Night – ft. NES Duck Hunt, N64 Smash Bros
6.8 S 7pm – T-Shirt Making Party – BYOT
6.9 S 3pm – Collaborative Painting Afternoon
6.13 W 5pm – Wednesday the 13th! Intrigue!
6.14 Th 7pm – Ukulele Night ft Steffy Sue and UkuleRay
6.21 Th 7pm – Free Comic Book Day – ft SPIDER-MAN Paintings
6.22 F 7pm – Kickstarters Only Event – with Open Bar
6.23 S 7pm – Costume Party – Prizes for best Outfits
6.24 S 3pm – 800 Drawings – Interactive Installation
6.28 Th 7pm – Gallery Closing – ft the ABSTRACT Showcase

Private Events and Showings Available.
Gallery Hours Wednesday through Sunday

The Characternity

It looks like the Kickstarter for Characternity was not successful — it didn’t reach the minimum by the deadline — but hooray for Ray for getting it done, and what a great month of events to go with the work! Ukulele night? Yes.

Coming Soon: Le Corbeau

Le Corbeau: (facebook) (twitter) (Kickstarter)
806 22nd Street
San Francisco, CA 94107

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The scuttlebutt in the neighborhood is that there is another new restaurant opening up, this time in the old detective agency.

Wait. Pump the brakes. There was a detective agency in the DP? Amazing. It was O’Brien & Associates Investigations. In 1982 it was a restaurant called “Mike’s Place.” I heard a rumor that there was a crack or meth house upstairs at some point that drew gunfire from the street — but that could have been one of the places on either side, and I’m repeating it second hand, so I could be mistaken.

But I digress! The new restaurant will be run by Oriane and Shawn Paul, formerly of Soluna Cafe.

Their Kickstarter page says:

Le Corbeau is a San Francisco gathering place in the Dogpatch District, serving urban New American/French rustic food and specializing in organic wood-fired cuisine. We serve simple food created with seasonal ingredients sourced from local purveyors. Le Corbeau maintains a commitment to offering local, organic, sustainable products. Through farmer’s markets and sourcing with intention, we have developed relationships with a multitude of purveyors who share these principles. A small selection of Beef, Pork, Local Clean Fish, Game Birds, and Whole Animal Butchery will be available but our menu features will be on the produce of the bay area. The bounty of small farms in the bay area is unmatched in the world. We intend to take full advantage of that fact!

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Then we met, in a restaurant… and fell in love around food! We realized we both shared a passion for great food and services and that we had the same vision of what our own place should be : a simple restaurant where the focus is on food itself. As well as the relationship with where it comes from, and the stories of those who worked hard to produce it. The philosophy of supporting local farms and sharing it with our community is primordial to us . We both agreed that even though a sophisticated presentation is always pleasant, we actually enjoyed our food to be presented in its most authentic way : well seasoned, well executed and ready to devour!!!!

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If you’re going to chip in, you have until June 15th.

Total Eclipse of the Patch

I guess the moon and sun had a little party.

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I was a little under the weather, but convinced my fiancée to help me make a camera obscura — which also conveniently obscures my identity*.
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Weirdly, while we were standing around staring at the little projected eclipse-in-a-box, some older folks came over and asked if I was an astronomer and how I had learned to do that. I was shocked. Is this what the older generations have come to? I thought it was something that everyone did when they were in first grade. Then again, I got laughed at for bringing a big cardboard box to school with a pinhole in it.

* I haven’t posted a link to that interview because I simply cannot bear to read transcriptions the things that I have said out loud. It always sounds funnier in my own head, especially when I type it.

Turn around

Bold Italic’s Guide to Not Moving to Dogpatch

Drew Hoolhurst says:

The Dogpatch has potential (and The Ramp is here), but you’re new to the city, so no. It’s far away, buddy. I’m just trying to help.

Dogpatch and Hunters Point

He has a pretty good point about Dogpatch*, but lumping Dogpatch together with Hunter’s Point is a little… weird. What about Mission Bay**? Bayview? Vistacion Valley? Also, “it’s called Hunters Point… Think about that.” So… what… watch out for those tree blinds in Hunters Point? You might get served tasty venison by various hunters? Wear orange so you don’t get mistaken for a deer?

Don't Call Frisco

Don’t call Frisco what?

* Your friends will never visit you here in the Inside Lands
** Landfill-landia.

Bon Appétit

Sharp eyed reader Craig reminded me that Bon Appétit had recently posted about our fair neighborhood. Even better, Bon Appétit is a real life dead-trees-based magazine, out in that terrifying world.

Examine Just For You’s blatant copyright infringement via scanned pages:

Anyway, if you can’t be bothered to pick up a hardcopy, you can read it for free on their website.

Bon Appétit says:

Members of the breakfast club swear by the Hangtown fry at Just for You Cafe. This no-frills diner, decorated with punk-rock posters, is one of the city’s most beloved morning pit stops. Some folks go straight to dessert and fill up on the New Orleans-style beignets, tucked under a blanket of powdered sugar.

Has Just For You always had a marlin over the kitchen? I don’t remember it. Maybe I should stop in for lasagna after work tomorrow to check.

The article does mention other neighborhood eateries, but I was recently chastised for using the G word too often.